Attenzione ai vostri culi...

ZackS · February 20, 2009, 7:10pm

...potreste morire per una violenta penetrazione anale.

A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.
The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.
In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.
The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction.
We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made.
Three factors are implicated in such accidents:
1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.
Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.
The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.

raving · February 20, 2009, 7:11pm

NOOOOOOOOO

pazzo, non dovevi dirci una cosa simile, nessuno si siederà più al pc

f66fb540e1e1e87e47e654939b7e0cd8 · February 20, 2009, 7:12pm

non ci credo dai.....

raving · February 20, 2009, 7:12pm

io ho quella dell'ikea, mi fido?

kaioz · February 20, 2009, 7:13pm

merda... e ci sono seduto sopra...

LiquidSnake · February 20, 2009, 7:13pm

porca puttana ho una sedia uguale qui di fianco...

non capisco come fa la parte sotto ad essere intatta però...

Kalidor · February 20, 2009, 7:13pm

Anche io uso una sedia del genere

Ficus · February 20, 2009, 7:14pm

ahia, cazzo. sono seduto su una poltrona simile..è dell'ikea ed è piena di pezze..aiuto..

se divento omosessuale ho qualche possibilità in più di salvarmi?

edit: perchè non c'è sangue sulla poltrona?

f66fb540e1e1e87e47e654939b7e0cd8 · February 20, 2009, 7:14pm

non te ne accorgerai neanche

kadakar · February 20, 2009, 7:14pm

cazzo ho la stessa identica sedia

credo dell'ikea

Clive · February 20, 2009, 7:14pm

Suona molto come quella leggenda del bambino Brasiliano che era morto per l'esplosione dello stomaco per via della reazione tra la Coca Cola che aveva appena bevuto e le Mentos che mangio' subito dopo

LiquidSnake · February 20, 2009, 7:15pm

eh un pò sì...puzza di cazzata.

3f9700898e6e804e0dcee447f40c5fc3 · February 20, 2009, 7:15pm

A me sono venute a mente le siringhe nei cinema.

Clive · February 20, 2009, 7:16pm

C'era anche quella delle lamette dei rasoi puntellate con la gomma da masticare sui kamikaze all'acquafun d'Estate. 'Sta storiella andava per la maggiore intorno al '92 se non ricordo male

ZackS · February 20, 2009, 7:17pm

basta cercare "Chair Kills Boy"

f66fb540e1e1e87e47e654939b7e0cd8 · February 20, 2009, 7:18pm

Clive · February 20, 2009, 7:18pm

Ah tranquillo che pure per il bimbo Brasiliano c'era tanto di articolo su un Giornale locale eh!?

Ficus · February 20, 2009, 7:22pm

mi hai convinto. uomini, prendetemi

kadakar · February 20, 2009, 7:23pm

cavolo è vero, me lo ricordo anch'io. era una leggenda metropolitana? to

Userro · February 20, 2009, 7:25pm

Questa idea mi ha sempre terrorizzato